Blues Brothers but mostly because I really liked it. It helped that it was full of great musical performances.

I’m almost got mad until i saw what community i was in

Ok, I actually laughed at one of these for once

Nobody has mentioned Kyrgyzstan yet

To my knowledge, Jamaica’s is the only national flag to not contain red, white or blue.

Yeah! Teriyaki would work great if you like it sweeter.

No because it’s not really within my budget.

Sure am excited about my new light bulbs though.

Fuck yeah, grilled alongside the patty, maybe a soy sauce glaze.

Fuck that abomination you described though.

Before she was famous Lady Gaga used to hang out at a tiny bar in lower Manhattan. She go-go danced sometimes and was part of the scene of regulars there.

I started working there years later after she had become a superstar and a lot of those regulars still hung out there. She was still tight with them and even in a relationship with my boss. She didn’t come around much though and we had to keep things on the DL.

One night she gave an unadvertised performance in the back room with a jazz combo of some of the regulars backing her. A secret show: If you knew, you knew.

No rich person hired her. She just wanted to do something fun with her friends.

Having John Landis write the story didn’t hurt.

Shit, you remember them?! They were so good live.

I do this and I am not austic.

I might have picked it up from this guy.

How do they have seemingly unlimited funds to make all these records?

Seriously. I saw them play a few years back and thought they were amazing. Some time later my friend put on an album in the car and my thought was, “what is this absolute garbage?” Same band somehow.

Bartender. I don’t get a lunch break so I just drink on the clock.

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I’m done.

Captain Fabuloso

Got a source on that guitar thing? That’s interesting.

Peripheral vision mainly