Meanwhile in New Orleans, the entire city is preparing to shut down because they might get 1-3 inches on Tuesday.

When I lived in New York I was flabbergasted any time I had to ride the subway during morning rush hour. I could never live with having to do that every day.

Ha, maggot. Although he is Italian which, I believe, is where fromunda originated. Perhaps he can give me a sample next time I see him.

My Sardinian friend swears it delicious. If it was offered I think I would have to try it just to say I did it.

I’m a bartender. I work when other people are off work. I thrive on their days off. I have days off too, just not yours. Not everybody wants to work a 9-5.

This seems more accurate.

Those first two are great but that Shoenberg piece… Man, some things are best left on paper.

Oh man, you weren’t kidding. That’s just objectively bad.

I think you found the solution for world peace.

Hey now! Mississippi has… Oh wait. Nevermind.

Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.

Christopher Marlowe

And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.

Many of us have probably heard it way before Zelda.

Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

You know what’s up

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.