Strawbevvy

From under the ice?

Isn’t that Wynn Bruce? I guess you could say we didn’t start the fire, it was Wynn Bruce.

Are Buddhist monks celibate?

Buy some Locobase cream of you have it where you live. By far the most effective thing for my Accutane hands when I was on that.

Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.

It’s not just that they look dorky but omg they get nasty. And no, it doesn’t come off in the washing machine (the glue doesn’t like the washing machine though).

What’s going on in the upper right corner? Is that the Panama canal?

People rarely do though. Like in this post.

Aw, I thought it was so beautiful and it turns out it was because an artist made it to be beautiful.

Makes me think of Chaos in Hades. Now there’s a gilf.

All the gays reading this be like

deep breath

lip bite and frown

“Well yes but he might”

The snow place is a NATO member though.

The only point on my to do list today was “Bitch & moan” and I completed that before 10 am so now I’m just hanging around at work, wondering how early I can leave without having it look weird.

Me on ADHD medication

simethicone

Stylish, yet affordable

Boost always renders gif as an animation whether it’s animated or not. Which client do you use?

Singular they. Because it doesn’t specify the gender of the person who died.

Jeffrey Dahmer, except the kid had escaped and the cops gave him back to Dahmer.