You’re saying that, a generation ago, keeping your shoes on was normal?

France should be “shoes off”. Never seen a French person who kept their shoes on in the house.

I think we can all agree that the best option for this story-wise is a rom-com centered around Karlach in an alternate reality where her infernal engine makes her get into all kinds of shenanigans while on a quest for true love (spoiler: there was love in Avernus all along!).

Dude!

Me: *walking down the hallway before going to bed*

Cat: Absolutely fucking not.

Nor do bagboffers and whopnicks.

Back in my day, we used the 52x to burn 52 discs simultaneously at 1x speed.

Such grace.

Man, one more year, then my ThinkPad T25 will be 10 years old. It’s still my workhorse that I use every day, and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands when I die.

English is basically three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat

German, so like VOO.

Us Germans also use this word, but where I come from, we pronounce it RANG-deh-WUH.

Beautiful.

you’re

million-dollar

let’s

See me after class

Tbf, I’ve been using sudo rm -rf /* for years, and it has made every computer problem I’ve ever had go away. Very effective.

No IGNISU

I’m reading this in Ralph Wiggum’s voice, like the car version of “my cats breath smells like cat food!”.

Also relative to (not around) the sun. The full rotation the earth does in a day is relative to the position of the sun. The absolute amount of rotation is different.

Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?

Would be funny if the AI was also burning computational resources while doing this so as to make the lie more convincing.