My last girlfriend commented that my house reminded her of the antagonist in Red Dragon. She ended up moving in.

Ok.

Are you coming out swinging that “dick small” boomer humor isn’t puerile? Considering the mods history? Come on.

If you’re gonna be so aggressively sarcastic, at least make it interesting to read.

If you’re gonna break the rule on adult content posts at least make them funny.

First to need to boil off the alcohol.

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

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I was reincarnated in another world as an ojisan summoner.

Sure but shoggoths have a lot more eyes.

Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.

Everything’s in soft focus with some aha song playing the the background as the grinder keeps grinding.

The running thought is these non-native European honeybees couldn’t find forage at the right times due to climate change and these massive commercial hives died of malnutrition. That’s why introduced species and monoculture agriculture don’t work out so well.

Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?

In the 00s I can see you saying angry but upbeat. In the 90s though? It’s all my girlfriend/boyfriend left me, I’m lonely and depressed. I wanna be your dominated love slave.

Green Day was peak sad and horny.

Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.

I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it

I’m not a misogynist but anybody who consistently scores top on a public server pretty much is a pubstomper asshole by definition. And I have certainly been that. You don’t do it for the challenge, or you’d be doing league and more competitive modes.

Hey you should get HIV too so then if they have to nuke your bone marrow and then replace it with someone else’s you can get cured and and up in the news.