France was actually two parts of Québec that drifted separately and then rejoined later on. The Paris region lingered in the ocean a bit longer, and people got accustomed to thinking of it as an island. That’s why they named it Île-de-France.

Continental drift. This was a part of Brazil that broke off and drifted across the ocean. Then it joined up with the rest of Spain, which had broken off from Mexico. That’s why the rest of Spain speaks Mexican.

And True Romance starts when your boss hires an escort to sleep with you on your birthday, and the two of you end up falling in love and getting married at city hall the next day

If I had to guess, I’d say there’s probably a Mac in that drawer and it’s getting charged

It’s a class that’s allowed to access another class’s private members. Obviously Linus doesn’t have any, because he codes in C.

The NFL doesn’t need to drop the word “football” entirely, they just need to be more specific so there’s no confusion. They could change their name to “Non-Soccer Football League”, or NSFL for short.

public static int convertRomanNumeral(String numeral)
{
  numeral = numeral.replace("M", "DD")
    .replace("CD", "CCCC")
    .replace("D", "CCCCC")
    .replace("C", "LL")
    .replace("XL", "XXXX")
    .replace("L", "XXXXX")
    .replace("X", "VV")
    .replace("IV", "IIII")
    .replace("V", "IIIII");
  return numeral.length();
}

I think it’s called a frunk

20$ dollar bills y’all

He was checking out her brown eye

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The Garfchesterfield

Now I’m confused. Is this washing machine Danish or Finnish?

If your pizza topping is a slightly smaller pizza, and that pizza is in turn topped with an even smaller pizza and so on, then it can be a literal food pyramid

Royale with cheese has a nice ring to it though

It’s not exclusively hummingbirds, there are a few others. The wikipedia pages on Ornithophily and Nectarivores have some info about this.

But bees also lay eggs, and birds also carry and deposit pollen

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie

One time I went over a patch of ice on the highway and my car did a full 360 at 100 km/h. I was pretty sure I was about to die, but somehow I managed to straighten out and keep going without hitting anything.

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