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It’s indecisive. Make a decision and stick with it, don’t force it onto the reader.

I’m looking forward to the podcasts that’ll make fun of it.

Okay, but that necessarily means that other people are now paying for their Social Security. This person, specifically, did not fully pay for their own Social Security. They’re living off of public money, not money they contributed themselves.

The OP specifically depicts someone that’s 90 years old.

Doesn’t that mean the amount they paid in to Social Security might have actually run out years ago?

American Rugby

EDIT SHIT y’all beat me to it! 😅

I have mine set on a timer, fill it up with water before I go to bed, and when I wake up I can immediately make a hot broth breakfast. It’s reduced my morning routine by 8 whole minutes! Life will never be the same.

Kessler Syndrome here we come!

I’ll maybe start pacing around, but I can do this shit all day.

It’s an ADHD thing, I think.

Doesn’t work, I’ll just daydream.

None. Everyone will have an AI interpreter implanted at birth that can translate gestures and grunting into language as we desperately try to communicate like our ancestors did.

None will be able to read, write, or speak. ChatGPT will do it for you.

Do you ever spend even a second with your own thoughts?

Isn’t that just… every app?

That’s basically true, but I think capitalism would overthrow direct democracy.

People would vote for higher wages and then there’d be a coup.

Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.

They are planning to round people up by the millions and are doing it based on skin color and language. They’re putting them in concentration camps, with plans to build many many more camps to house all the detainees.

It’s an ethnic cleansing campaign.

It is, in fact, illegal for undocumented immigrants to own guns.

They feel empowered, partially, because they’re basically anonymous. Everyone is basically a faceless tank on the road.

Jesus doesn’t have to be a single historical person.

ICE is ethnically cleansing the country literally right now.

I think the inability to communicate makes road rage worse, actually. Simple matters that could be solved by a quick comment become rage inducing because there’s literally nothing you can do about them.