Что происходит?

Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it’s boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don’t even charge it, just buy a new one.

fi looks like an A.

For confused non-Americans: Americans call an apple juice cider. It’s not alcoholic over there.

I fuck with hot gas station sandwiches.

I was hoping to read something in the style of that watermelon-guy :)

Humankind doesn’t deserve to be saved if we can’t take screenshots.

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