I want a giant hat, like meet the Queen type of hat, with propellers and wind charms on it.

iPhone 13 Pro. Planning on replacing the battery if it ever gets too bad, then maybe replacing it with a Fairphone a few years after.

Don’t sue Steam until they release their hardware plz… at least the controller. I just want the controller.

Reminder that moderates and conservatives can be “radicals of means” as well.

The tools of radicalism can be used for conservative ends, so gotta be careful what you wish for.

They would find a way to use that certificate as a commodity and resell it, lend it, borrow against it for extra gains haha

You know that storm proof matches have a layer of oxidizer on the stick so that they can burn in any conditions, even under water, right? It’s not your regular matches

Yeah no more, we’re saturated

No BLT+G for you anymore.

It means that the people in the experiment have $1,001,000 to give way, for free.

What if I rob them first?

What if I convince them to unionize and they redistribute all the money fairly among the workers and force management to not conduct shitty social experiments on people?

Infinite nesting egg recursions

So we’re making pearls now??

How long did it take you to find this screen shot ?! Good find!

There is a tech tree, you unlock recipes by crafting newer machines or picking up new ingredients. It’s not random and it does make sense

It’s a type of game very similar to Dwarf Fortress: losing is fun. You need to die many times to learn how to manage survival. Learning basic recipes by heart, efficient cooking recipes, threats for a specific time of year etc.

I agree that it’s very punishing. I never made it past winter.

You obviously need to close the love triangle: go date John.

John and you both have mutual interest in making yourselves “hard to get”. Dating each other would make Jane jealous and only increase her interest in you both.

It would be cruel to force Jane to chose between you too. If you navigate this carefully, she can have you both and you can both have her on top of each other. Everyone can be happy. /s

💦💦Raw Milk💦💦 👁️👄👁️

Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner

Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?

Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

Skyrim’s NPCs sound and act like they’ve been lobotomised

So they’re going for a Danish accent I see