Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you
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I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.
We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.
For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If vegetarians eat vegetables, and humanitarians eat humans, what do Bavarians eat?
6·9 days agoBabar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.
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Games@lemmy.world•'Go Back and Play Morrowind and Tell Me That's the Game You Want to Play Again' — Former Bethesda Veteran Delivers His Verdict on Potential The Elder Scrolls Remasters - IGNEnglish
3·11 days agoSkyrim’s NPCs sound and act like they’ve been lobotomised
So they’re going for a Danish accent I see
It’s just the farm workers union flag right? Right?
Why no sex if sex doll shape ? /s
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Stop using MySQL in 2026, it is not true open sourceEnglish
51·1 month agoOh no… it was the easy solution for Wordpress and other plug and play self hosted services .
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages
2·1 month agoAh merci. Ravi de vous parler en Français.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages
5·1 month agoThat’s the hardest part of gaining conversational skills: being ok with not being understood, ok being laughed at a little bit. If you’re afraid of speaking the language you’ll never progress.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages
4·1 month agoEt bien vous savez quoi, on peut s’entraîner un peu. Pourquoi pas s’entraider? Je vous parle en français et vous me répondez en espagnol ?
I know it’s counter intuitive but women are allowed to shop in the men’s section if what they want is boring functionality.
Same applies to men. My favorite jacket was found in the women’s section.
Though I understand that if you want pockets on a dress, like a cargo dress, that will have to be a DIY item.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute?
112·1 month agoGet rid of your car. Problem solved.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A complete tier list for our solar system
1·1 month agoFun fact, Neptune is more of a sea foam green than a blue. https://youtu.be/zKSWcFCMrGU
“Well my body count has 3 digits. How does it feel to settle too soon?”
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Games@lemmy.world•Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas PeriodEnglish
10·1 month agoBro that’s my patient gaming technique! $10 games FTW!
What you got?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What's it going to take to truly stop the US?
2·1 month agoHow is the US population to unite, self organize into militias and erect barricades with the current surveillance state and social media polarization?
Americans are staying at home doom scrolling and getting angry about their scarecrow neighbors they are made to dislike.
We know for sure that Americans are not ready to do anything more than voting and praying to answer any form of the social question. Haven’t been for a while. We’re on the slope of them not caring about the political question either. It’s all bread, circuses and surveillance algorithms.
Have you looked in to the French republican calendar??

Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner