You obviously need to close the love triangle: go date John.

John and you both have mutual interest in making yourselves “hard to get”. Dating each other would make Jane jealous and only increase her interest in you both.

It would be cruel to force Jane to chose between you too. If you navigate this carefully, she can have you both and you can both have her on top of each other. Everyone can be happy. /s

💦💦Raw Milk💦💦 👁️👄👁️

Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner

Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?

Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

Skyrim’s NPCs sound and act like they’ve been lobotomised

So they’re going for a Danish accent I see

That’s a nice chode

It’s just the farm workers union flag right? Right?

Why no sex if sex doll shape ? /s

Oh no… it was the easy solution for Wordpress and other plug and play self hosted services .

Ah merci. Ravi de vous parler en Français.

That’s the hardest part of gaining conversational skills: being ok with not being understood, ok being laughed at a little bit. If you’re afraid of speaking the language you’ll never progress.

Et bien vous savez quoi, on peut s’entraîner un peu. Pourquoi pas s’entraider? Je vous parle en français et vous me répondez en espagnol ?

I know it’s counter intuitive but women are allowed to shop in the men’s section if what they want is boring functionality.

Same applies to men. My favorite jacket was found in the women’s section.

Though I understand that if you want pockets on a dress, like a cargo dress, that will have to be a DIY item.

Get rid of your car. Problem solved.

Fun fact, Neptune is more of a sea foam green than a blue. https://youtu.be/zKSWcFCMrGU

“Well my body count has 3 digits. How does it feel to settle too soon?”

Bro that’s my patient gaming technique! $10 games FTW!

What you got?