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Cake day: June 25th, 2023

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  • My cat rolls off the back of the couch quite often when he sleeps. Usually he rolls onto the seat cushions, but it’s hilarious when he goes backward and falls into the stuff we have behind the couch. For reference, we use the couch to help separate the living room and the kitchen, and we keep our cans of soda against the couch. Poor cat falls into them, we laugh, and the he walks around all embarrassed and pissed. Never hurt, though.









  • There are certain things people say that should be banned:

    • When saying that you haven’t done or seen something in a while, don’t say “a minute” instead. I will ask what happened sixty seconds ago and make you a fool.
    • When talking about where you live, you don’t “stay at”, you live at a place.
    • And being afraid of the word “moist” makes you sound like a toddler who doesn’t want a bath.
    • One more, “amaze-balls” and “automagic” are not words and make you sound like a toddler who doesn’t want a bath.