The primaries happened my dude. He won them

QAA has become one of my primary information sources. They’re at least good at making all this entertaining

I think you’re going to encounter a serious argument that European nations are not and have never been vassal states of the US

The dickbutt places this comic as old as shit or the person who drew this comic as old as shit

No, but a week’s growth being “noticeable” is far from a “wildman styled beard” lmao.

Like I said, a week of stubble lol

Something like 15 years ago, I was in grad school and my elder boomer father in law told me “when it’s time to find a job you can shave your beard.” Only this wasn’t a beard, it was just me not having shaved for a week. Is that what he would prioritize if he were hiring someone?! I’ve met few people in my life who are less in touch than that man

Your entire house is made out of limestone? Or you have limestone veneer

We should go back to building things with rocks

*sisters

Unless they happened to be an alate brood

I don’t think you have to recognize the cutting-edge artwork of Richard Scarry to find this meme amusing

Yes there are lots of beautiful women in prison wanting to exchange letters with you. Didn’t you know that? And when they ask you to send gift cards, it’s definitely only because they love you

“Volume control disabled.”

Then the windows all go opaque so you can’t be distracted by the outside world

You’ve gotten a lot of advice on here, but I don’t think I’ve seen this…are you able to “suck in your gut” if you try hard and it improves how it looks? If so, it might not even be visceral fat, but just poor muscle tone in your abdominal area. If this is it, then core strength exercises are the way to go. Practice sucking in that gut more and more until it becomes the default, and strengthen your abs and obliques.

If you’re an employee, you should have filled out a W4 when you started your job to indicate your tax withholding. You are able to submit a new W4 at any time

Yeah I will

You misunderstand how tax withholding works. When you sign up for tax withholding, the IRS gets a portion of your wage each paycheck and sets it aside for you to cover your tax bill the following year. The IRS is only holding that money for you during that time before your annual bill is due, in what amounts to you loaning the government money interest-free. Many people do not withhold taxes and just pay it all at once. And yes, at this point, whether the IRS will exist as a functioning entity in 2026 is a legitimate question, so not giving them a free loan might be a good idea

Eggs are produced domestically most places, which softens global price sensitivity

I just came from the grocery store and there was a dozen bottom shelf for $4 and top shelf for $9. This is being blown away out of proportion on social media