Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

I’ll go with borse

Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”

I’m not afraid of clowns, that’s silly. Only those that hide in sewers

Little House on the Prairie

Haven’t seen this one this week. Thanks

Start by do not computering

You mean you can’t figure it? It’s solely the best compression tool around that you can think of.

Ding… dinner’s served

What phase of cesar hair-do is he on? Goldy locks?

Thanks 🤷‍♂️

Nah, educating people is a lost cause. Who are we to educate anyone, anyway? Educate yourself, then whoever wants can rub off your education

No… That’s a bit far

But yeah this is boomer style although I love it. Have you ever read groo comics from the golden age? I think there’s an intersection

You misspelled best

I hear you, and yes I operate the same. But I feel what breaks people’s spirits is exactly that same routine, everyday, for the rest of our lives… any advice with that? 😅

Sleep a lot and being indecisive. I can see that working for myself, thanks.

Can’t argue with facts

Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?

Or both?

Didn’t know about that, now I’m gonna research it. And thanks!

I just made my first post, chose asklemmy 🤷‍♂️

It went ok so far, testing the waters, you people have been nice and helpful 🙏