I never bought one in the first place (my dad passed and I inherited his, even with free charging), and I’m working on selling it. Financially it would be way easier to keep it but I’m straight up embarrassed to be driving it.

Bully!

Something for everyone then. I was gonna say Seattle is the only one on there that sounds absolutely god awful.

Should probably start celebrating at the end of every month we haven’t blown ourselves up.

NVidia would a not let me burn garbage.

Growing up in the eighties in the Los Angeles area, we frequently had “smog alert” days at school where we were not allowed to run around at recess. That was not very long ago, and the impact emissions regulations have had just in that short time can’t be understated. Baffling that we elected in a party that wants to roll all of that back.

Serge - pronounced sa-rrr-zzh

What advice (uplifting or real-shit depressing) would you give to someone who just turned 18?

Has your couch ever had relations with JD Vance?

Neither did I, I was just asking…

Eric Bachman. This is your mom, and you are not my baby

Amazing how relevant a poem written just after WW2 is to how people voted in this last US election.

The guy looks like Ken Marino from The State.

The only one who laughs at Jimmy Fallon’s jokes is Jimmy Fallon.

The way Jason’s head slides across Tarantino’s shoulder - smoooooooooth.

Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?

Have seen this at least one gajillion times. Almost a perfect movie.

I’m old and just started playing Far Cry 5 (haven’t played any of the others before). Very fun.

Crazy Taxi on the Dreamcast - any of the cars cause that game was just plain fun.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science