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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • And a EULA that makes VERY clear that, even though you bought this cat, and even though you paid for this cat, it’s not your cat. You’re not allowed to repair it, you’re not allowed to make it better or nicer or change it, and be aware that the price of your service contract, initially a small amount will steadily rise each year until it’s completely unaffordable, at which point if you decide to stop paying, your cat dies.

    Man, we live in an awesome world today.

    Also, do not buy this shit. Buy an actual dog and care for it FFS













  • No they won’t

    Nukes are extremely hard to build and ensure they can explode. You’re talking extremely precisely timed explosives that with even a mili second off, will make your heavy nuke turn into a dud. Throwing a bomb right on top of one will not make it go off.

    What CAN happen is that an explosion like that ruptures the nuke had throws the fissile material around, effectively making your nuke a dirty bomb.

    Also, since they’ve been bombing nuclear facilities I can guarantee you that they have boat loads of very shitty (radioactive) chemicals laying around there which with these bombings now will also be spread around everywhere