Not even flex tape can stop the germans

Bruh you better watch out or I’m gonna delete your IP address

Idk, maybe they just really like talking about car dashboards.

Can you help me with my Spanish homework?
What does “Vete a la mierda estúpido bot” mean?

I appreciate how they completely redrew each of the last three frames.

You’re supposed to wash it out after you shit in it

Yeah I’m a bit confused. Is this a real problem that people have?

I’d like to know if I have a hidden talent, so I can finally put something on my résumé.

Honestly I thought Valhalla was pretty meh…
It’s not a bad game, I just didn’t find it interesting enough to keep me engaged.

There’s still a ton of non-absolute values though. Like the difference between absolute zero and absolute zero + 1.

Choosing one second to be 9192631770 transitions of a caesium atom seems quite arbitrary.

Mites just appreciate when you make the bed for them.

I’d personally be more inclined to get rid of the mites rather than make them slightly uncomfortable, but each to their own.

I heard he was having some issues with his health insurance. He said something about taking matters into his own hands, whatever that means.

Reddit killed third party apps and their mobile site barely functions, so I wasn’t able to use reddit on mobile without installing spyware/adware.
Lemmy was the best alternative.

Take a screenshot of the spectogram

That seems really cheap compared to Australia

Tea time might’ve meant dinner

And you call Celsius centigrade, which means you’re probably not young.

Very

To be fair, living in the woods doesn’t sound too bad.

Yes! It’s barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?

Huh, I’m Australian and have never heard of hi-lo milk.
Full cream and light are the two most popular kinds where I am.
Also, you can’t have a milk discussion in Australia without mentioning extra dollop