Split the difference, bolo tie

The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.

Yeah, well don’t keep it in that part lol.

Are you not allowed to invest it? My HSA is invested in an ETF…

Because they made this instead of cleaning or doing home projects.

After 65 they don’t audit what you withdraw for.

FSAs do depend on you kinda predicting or hedging bets against your own health since they only last the year. You can also use them to buy certain health/exercise equipment though.

HSAs can often be invested (in stock market) thus act like an IRA with extra tax avoidance if you manage not to use it for long enough. It’s counter to the stated purpose but it’s basically better to not withdraw or reimburse from it unless you need to.

Deductibles are Deductibles. How much you have to pay before insurance “kicks in”. There are per visit deductibles and yearly deductibles which are as they sound. HSAs are only available to plans with high deductibles. FSAs are available to plans that aren’t just high deductible.

That’s FSAs.

HSA funds continue growing so long as you aren’t using them. If you’re healthy and actually middle class or better they act as a 3rd retirement vehicle, since after 65 you can use it for whatever and they don’t penalize you.

Portals

You can be old at any age depending on who you’re talking to lol.

I have a newborn, I am technically alive. I am not hungover.

They don’t just die off naturally. The propaganda machine is always making new idiots.

Cops are infamous for killing dogs. So instead of doggy style sex, doggy style for a cop is shooting them.

Nope, Google doesn’t care about search operators anymore. Hasn’t for a number of years. Have to use a different search engine.

Triple when they convinced you to throw a party even though you know people won’t show. Happy 18th birthday, where are your friends?

The soviets tried letting rats breed in zero g but they didn’t seem to manage to copulate. A number of smaller organisms have been able to breed in zero g and/or microgravity including c elegans, fruit flies, and cockroaches. They have shown that mouse IVF is at least theoretically possible (petri dish embryos are possible) but it doesn’t seem that they’ve tried actual breeding since that soviet rat experiment.

Wouldn’t a rental be traceable through simple billing unless it was stolen?

That’s a very abrahamic religious centric view. No fault divorce existed in the latter Roman empire, and was in certain Norse communities and other “pagan”/heathen societies the world over.

Just go to an atm near a strip club.

Yeah, Texas industry has already been mentioning it’s worry for farming, construction, and restaurants.