I’ve said this many times, and will continue saying this again and again:

When in doubt: Linux Mint will provide everything you’ll need. You can distrohop once you understand the basics, customizations and optimizations can come later.

It’s easy to talk about the end of life for other things. It’s harder to discuss the fact that we will end eventually.

TLDR: SerpentOS rebranded

When in doubt: Linux Mint.

You can find something more suitable for your need later on, but this should give you a baseline experience.

I would steer clear of labwc or other minimalist WMs when you’re just getting started. In fact, try nothing but the basics first.

Oh hey, we’re kinda on the same boat here (without the jure sanguinis part). Probably would try to get to a university instead. A big bet, I know, but there’s not much to go on here either.

I mean for it to remain flat on its back with its prongs facing upward, with enough support to maintain its position while being stepped on. Having edges on its prongs would inflict more pain, with higher chance of causing real injury.

Basically UK plugs are more superior of you’re a sadomasochist.

Schuko plugs are less likely to remain lying flat tho. Also they their prongs are rounded.

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Depending on the context, it is can be used sarcastically, which may be rude. But I’ve used this even in semi-formal settings.

I have to ask, are people these days that easily offended?

Lmao, I guess I wasn’t too far off.

Not with that attitude!

nuget packages? is that what we can node_modules these days?

You can thank the hackers for bloating our stuff with security patches (among others)!

Okay, I’ll bite. Does this name actually mean anything (in Finnish)?

UK plugs are superior.

Until you accidentally step on one.

Yes! Including the female roles!

Fuck… Are you me?

Not series, but God Must Be Crazy is an all time classic.

Stop nitpicking over stupid details. You’re just overthinking it. Just get over it already! Gosh, you’re such a sensitive bitch, it’s pissing me off.

My favorite distros are Gentoo and Debian.

I can say with confidence that Linux Mint is what you’re looking for.