The meal is plenty affordable until the wait staff demands the outrageous amount if 25%.

The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn’t really the issue.

They don’t know how to use the shift key to make capital letters. They are lost.

I have been using at minimum a 3 bladed safety razor since I was 14. I have a feeling I would obliterate my face if I tried using straight blade.

Seeing red flags everywhere is a red flag.

More like: Nintendo, “here is an HD remake of that old game you wanted.”

Fans, “We don’t want to pay for old games!”

Agnostic-atheists are honest. Nostic-atheists are hubristic, fools.