Ich bin NRWler, bei mir persönlich ist alles gut, aber in der nächstgelegenen Stadt hat der Fluss die Überflutungswiesen gefüllt

Danke für nix

Easy, just be the girl yourself

Korruption gibt es nicht, das heißt Lobbyismus

If it was just the cup I would have liked this. But the text made it bad and the emoji killed it 😂😂🤣

I’ll do that whenever a specimen of the human race comes close to me so I guess I’m racist

But WHY would you make that life hack accessible for everyone? Now it doesn’t work anymore :(

how i feel after pressing “accept all cookies” in a private tab

Whoever made this meme:

As long as working around it is as easy as it is nowadays, I just think it’s funny.

Yeah, but it’s a difference if you decide to do this yourself or if you get served old sushi

This is blasphemy but on second thought it looks kinda nice.

It’s him (Harlan Ellison, author of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream)

who tf calles noodles spaghetti?

Guess who was on your mom’s frontpage last night

überraschtes Pikachu-Gesicht

I only see the white paint :(

Innerhalb der drei Jahre kommst du auch schon auf Stufe 2, das sind nochmal 200€netto mehr!

I only know ibuprofen as a pain killer, but good to know it can also reduce fever!