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Sounds like I need a 10"with three balls

Okay but what if I want to be inside it?

(Because now I’m curious after owning many obviously porous sex toys but won’t be having kids.)

Guys should really be the primary ones to enforce it on other guys like this. It’s sad that girls end up dealing with the brunt of it.

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Lol there’s got to be a term that’s the inverse of cockblocking. Maybe like cockenabling for something.

Congrats. I love the green color. This is exactly the route I plan to do. I’m almost thinking about just uninstalling Win10 and switching to Mint right now.

I refused to play any games that relies on kernel level binaries like FortNight and League.

Okay I just read Debian’s manual about UEFI so I’m basically now an expert. And I feel like even if Microsoft refuses to sign, there should still be a demand for mobos that can either add new keys or disable SecureBoot.

HuniePop is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. Out spawned so many clones because it was legitimately well made.

Sounds like the wrong thing is being fucked.

If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can’t believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

This is completely unrelated but I cannot believe Calandra is a real world name.

The designers of the video game Path of Exile should’ve called their super rare item “Kalandra’s Barometer” instead of “Kalandra’s Mirror”.

This is what I’m afraid of too. And it’s entirely within the realm of possibility, and likely too because he’s seemingly incapable of accepting public loses. He’s going to do something, anything in response.

It’s nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.

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I know, I know. It’s not a knock against the game or anyone who likes it. Maybe I’ll come back to it in the far future. There are almost too many games available at the moment so I’ll be ramming my flaccid dong against another wall until I love it.

This but with Cyberpunk for me.

I’ve tried W3 so many times but I just can’t get into it.

It’s as if the person read a parable about the Hindenburg disaster and took from it the idea that hydrogen should be the only gas used for balloons.

I imagine all of these powers come as the worst possible implementation like a cursed rabbit’s foot.

Like free gravel for life: you don’t conjure it out of thin air at will, no, it’s magically mailed to you once a day in small quality and you have to remove it from your mailbox or it’ll fill it up.

Teleport 7 inches: a magic nimbus appears and lifts you on it. If there’s a wall in the way, it just keeps shoving you against the wall.

Oh nooo

I personally have not seen very many Lemmy posts return on Google searches, if at all. It’s not apparent whether or not they are indexed at all, and I would imagine that’s a big vector for new user engagement.