No, it’s because their noses are their penises.

“Bad seed”?! Loool. Oof, I didn’t know someone could slap my genetics.

I’ll always be uncertaintly hot as long as you don’t look at my Insta.

Nah, beby, I luv da way you don’t smile. Uwu, you so glam - like you can afford ta Botox ur entire face :E

Plot twist!

I have actually been catcalled before, but it was in somewhat close proximity. It was in Vegas and it was a group of girls who were walking toward me and one yelled, “Hey! She likes your hair!” (I have anime-esque hair)

I was more confused than anything, then embarrassed, then amused. Us guys get so little attention that I’ve been going out of my way to compliment other guys in a non-flurting way.

Hey baby, I like the way you walk down the street with that blank, emotionless stare like you’re deep in boredom.

Huh? I was literally making a statement that added onto your’s.

Edit: wow is this like an astroturfing account? I feel like I’ve seen many these days on Lemmy…

It’s also a small demonstration that that the empathy gap, the one that prefers women to men, comes mostly from men.

Of those I’ve spoken to, most women take male SA quite seriously. Most women are fine with them making more than the man. Most women agree that young men are being left behind

It’s the guys who are the ones with the singular answer: suck it up.

100% because of the bag. It personally wanted revenge from being drunk from.

I have vague memories of my childhood visits to my parent’s native country where I drank milk from a bag.

… And shatting my brains out which was probably not because of the milk.

I was very happy with Bazzite on my Ally X but version 43 (them or Fedora) broke my WiFi. Then the USBC port has a physical problem as it seems to only deliver power.

My only option without LAN atm was a cloud recovery to Win 11. Uuugh.

Probably not but “zoomer” and “yeet” do!

Freshman year of college doing assembly programming, I spent a while figuring out a “programmic” way to solve a problem, trying to wrangle labels and gotos. My friend came in with essentially this but as lookup table. It blew my mind.

It was then that I learned to trade space for complexity.

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Sounds like I need a 10"with three balls

Okay but what if I want to be inside it?

(Because now I’m curious after owning many obviously porous sex toys but won’t be having kids.)

Guys should really be the primary ones to enforce it on other guys like this. It’s sad that girls end up dealing with the brunt of it.

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Lol there’s got to be a term that’s the inverse of cockblocking. Maybe like cockenabling for something.