Seriously. Can’t wait for that photorealism re-playthrough of the game Journey.

🤣🤣🤣

That was such a revelation that it most certainly was divinely ordained. We must tell people about it.

I’ll start.

“We’re no strangers to love”, NateNate60 decreed.

“You broke the rules and now must I”

“A full repentance is what I’m thinking of”

“You wouldn’t get mercy from that other guy”

Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-

Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-

Err, meeting your pleasure-

Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.

Not. From. A gerbil.

This literally slaps, lol.

This was my Christmas dinner during Covid, lol. Pair it with Siracha and gravy from the roasting drippings and baby you got a stew going

No, it’s because their noses are their penises.

“Bad seed”?! Loool. Oof, I didn’t know someone could slap my genetics.

I’ll always be uncertaintly hot as long as you don’t look at my Insta.

Nah, beby, I luv da way you don’t smile. Uwu, you so glam - like you can afford ta Botox ur entire face :E

Plot twist!

I have actually been catcalled before, but it was in somewhat close proximity. It was in Vegas and it was a group of girls who were walking toward me and one yelled, “Hey! She likes your hair!” (I have anime-esque hair)

I was more confused than anything, then embarrassed, then amused. Us guys get so little attention that I’ve been going out of my way to compliment other guys in a non-flurting way.

Hey baby, I like the way you walk down the street with that blank, emotionless stare like you’re deep in boredom.

Huh? I was literally making a statement that added onto your’s.

Edit: wow is this like an astroturfing account? I feel like I’ve seen many these days on Lemmy…

It’s also a small demonstration that that the empathy gap, the one that prefers women to men, comes mostly from men.

Of those I’ve spoken to, most women take male SA quite seriously. Most women are fine with them making more than the man. Most women agree that young men are being left behind

It’s the guys who are the ones with the singular answer: suck it up.

100% because of the bag. It personally wanted revenge from being drunk from.

I have vague memories of my childhood visits to my parent’s native country where I drank milk from a bag.

… And shatting my brains out which was probably not because of the milk.

I was very happy with Bazzite on my Ally X but version 43 (them or Fedora) broke my WiFi. Then the USBC port has a physical problem as it seems to only deliver power.

My only option without LAN atm was a cloud recovery to Win 11. Uuugh.

Probably not but “zoomer” and “yeet” do!