I’m thinking this has to do with Vance’s secret weekend meeting at Warren Buffet’s house a few months back.

Correct, it is a long term cash grab. And if one day you can’t pay the mortgage then they foreclose and you get nothing. It’s just a really long term rental, paying interest along the way.

It only hits the black areas.

That’s still pretty dang mustachey

No worries, Hegseth is going to whip them into shape post haste!

(SCENE START)

EXT. GARDEN - DAY

A middle-aged man, GREG, stands at the end of a long, pristine garden hose. He’s trying to water a small flower, but only a pathetic, weak stream dribbles out. He shakes the hose, kicks it, and finally gives up with a sigh of defeat.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
(In a dramatic, reassuring voice)
Has low flow got you down? Are you tired of the endless wait… for a satisfying conclusion?

(SCENE SWITCH)

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

Greg’s wife, MARTHA, is doing the dishes. Greg is standing at the sink, staring blankly into the basin. She looks at him with concern.

MARTHA
Honey, the faucet is on. What are you doing?

GREG
(Muttering, dejected)
Just… contemplating the stream. It’s… a metaphor for my life now.

(SCENE SWITCH)

INT. RESTROOM - NIGHT

Greg is in a public restroom. He stands at a urinal, a determined but strained look on his face. Next to him, a younger, much more confident man, CHAD, finishes up with a powerful, satisfyingly loud “whoosh.” Chad zips up and winks at Greg on his way out. Greg just looks at his own anemic effort and sighs, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
There was a time when you could unleash a torrent. Now, it’s more of a… trickle.

(SCENE SWITCH)

INT. DOCTOR’S OFFICE - DAY

Greg is sitting in a doctor’s office, looking sheepish. The doctor, a no-nonsense woman named DR. EVANS, is holding up a small, branded bottle.

DR. EVANS
Well, Greg, the good news is, there’s an answer.

(SCENE SWITCH)

EXT. GARDEN - DAY (REPRISE)

Greg, now looking confident and rejuvenated, stands at the end of the same garden hose. He turns on the spigot. A mighty, powerful torrent of water erupts, soaking the flower bed, the lawn, and finally, drenching the nosy neighbor, who is looking over the fence. Greg smiles triumphantly.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
Introducing Niagara™. The powerful new solution for low flow.

(SCENE SWITCH)

INT. KITCHEN - DAY (REPRISE)

Martha is at the sink. Greg walks in, a mischievous look on his face. He turns on the faucet, and a magnificent, forceful stream of water sprays into the sink. Martha looks at him, a spark of pride in her eyes.

MARTHA
Well, look at that. Someone’s got their flow back.

GREG
(Winking)
Just needed a little Niagara™.

(SCENE SWITCH)

NARRATOR (V.O.)
So, if low flow has you feeling like a slow leak…

(FADE TO BLACK)

(Superimposed text on screen: NIAGRA™ - Restore the Torrent.)

NARRATOR (V.O.)
…ask your doctor if Niagara™ is right for you.

(Superimposed text on screen: ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF NIAGARA™ IS RIGHT FOR YOU.)

(VOICEOVER: RAPID-FIRE LEGAL DISCLAIMER)
Side effects may include… a sudden urge to water plants excessively, an increased desire to use public restrooms, and a higher-than-average water bill. In rare cases, Niagara™ may cause spontaneous car washing, sprinkler-related incidents, and an unexpected interest in decorative fountains.

(The sound of a powerful, rushing waterfall fades in and out)

(SCENE END)

Why did I hear this in my mind in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice?

…dark

Why stop at just one?

Whelp, that’s enough Internet for today

For sure, my previous company I left last August ran CS for 3 years and we had no issues. Hopefully they hire a bunch of QA folks that were probably part of the layoffs earlier this year.

Fun story, my company just kicked off a PoC with crowdstrike 2 days ago. So far my computer was the only one that the agent was on as we had other work that needed to be done and we paused the rollout to the rest of my team. I woke up to boot loop hell today. Got it fixed right away, but so glad we didn’t roll it out any further. Not a good look to be starting a PoC with.

Pornhub was launched on 25 May 2007. Just saying…

The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, “Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair.”

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, “Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair.”

MSG

My local Lowe’s has a bin to drop them in near the exit after checkout.

The home Depot has a drop bin near the entrance.