There are RMS and ESR

I wonder if Arch brings in anywhere near what this is getting.

I just go straight to the Jenkem

No CEOs died as far as I know. The orcas were unfortunately targeting smallish sailboats, not CEO yachts.

My mom was upset when they stopped making Olestra chips. She would eat them instead of taking laxatives to make herself poop.

Back when everything was inexplicably EXTREME!!

My partner will grow everything out, full pits, full bush and I’m like “Yes! so sexy!” Then she’ll decide to shave everything and I’m like “awwww yeah!”. Then back to the bush and I’m again stoked. She’s beautiful and sexy no matter what.

A while back I noticed my foot was wet after walking through some water. It wasn’t deep so I was confused, then I realized it came through the hole that wore through the bottom of my shoe. That was the sign to go get new shoes.

I was thinking it would be more like dolphin sex.

I had a friend in school who did this. Really nice guy, but he would constantly say your name while having a regular conversation. It was always unnerving and distracting.

What bothers me is people who use your name constantly in conversation. “Mosspiglet, I saw this movie last night. Yeah, Mosspiglet, it was really good.”

It’s a staff bathroom in a hospital. Baffling design choice.

And you can drop off the kids any time

Her back is probably fucked

My kid has “tech class”, where I (wrongly) assumed they would learn about computers and the internet, how they work and how to use them. Nope, they just learned how to use Microsoft Teams.

Was just listening to Spirit World Field Guide this morning. Great album.

she kneads a sense of humor

I was quite proud of this creation, my French friend was not impressed. She did not appreciate a good multicultural pun.