Your sons are speaking from their experience, which may not be the same as yours.

Hot eats cool treats. That was the slogan 20 years ago. Get some chicken strips and a blizzard.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Prompt AI to make small-titty gals yourself.

Imitation*

Don’t pay someone to steal something. The police will treat conspiracy to commit theft much more harshly than blasting music.

Your Mom is hurting and lashing out.

You don’t need to fight her battles for her. But you can support her by spending time with her. If she doesn’t appreciate that, you can stop.

I don’t know if that’s reason enough to get help. What’s the harm?

Oh yeah!

So he calls the parents’ cell phones from the house phone.

Depending on your gender you’re heteroflexible or homoflexible

When politicians make it illegal for certain groups of people to exist, that oppression kind of takes precedence over other things.

Unless you believe yourself above such peasantry.

Some techbro CEO at the correspondent’s dinner

Or that batteries don’t actually work like that

I’ve seen other comics from this artist

If they were going for ugly

They outdid themselves

Well, if the lid is down, then the seat is also down.

The wife presumably keeps the seat down to pee, too.

Sorry, just frustrated to see the same assumption every generation, after ever generation sees massive change. In retrospect, it’s probably new people making the same assumption, not the same people.

SNES was top loading with receding flaps. NES was front loading with a flap cover.

Must I point out all of the changes, or can you do some critical thinking before you argue?

No shit.

Every 5 years, chodes expect each new Nintendo console to be a copy + paste of the previous one.

It’s never happened.

Elaborate?

Corporate greed.