The Brannock has ruled. Misses section is right this way…

Oh man… wait until you hear about how the Democratic Party is funded…

The average person is not deeply aware of this stuff. All y’all don’t have any fucking clue what the average American is like.

Most people are just trying to get through the day. They want to pay their bills and make sure the kids are fed and Sally needs to get to dance class and Bobby has been having problems at school and now the boss wants to get that foundation poured tomorrow so you’re gonna have to stay late, but your wife can’t leave work early to pick up the kids so now you have to deal with that and oh, eggs cost double what they did a year ago and you haven’t gotten a real raise since 2021.

They don’t have time to spend on Lemmy, figure out how to use Linux, learn what a tariff is, or debate the difference between gender and sex, or read about what the Heritage Foudnation does. I do, but I’m not most people and the more y’all keep acting like those people aren’t like you people the more problems you’re gonna keep making for yourself.

Grow the fuck up

Exactly. When I signed up for the military, it was because I wanted to kill people, and not because I had no other good choices

Last I checked, my taxes pay for your kids’ school, so…

I love kids, wish I’d had my own, but it is not “selfless.” That’s just you justifying what you wanted

lol no: demanding society cater to your choice to have a child is not “selfless”

Same: 47 years and not once has anyone cared whether I have kids or a partner

Have you tried calling them all fascists? Maybe that’ll help

Is this something you know from living in Gaza, or something you’re repeating that you saw online?

What? Windows has sucked for like 20 years. Google turned to shit when they got rid of “don’t be evil”

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Same. Actual drug addiction (cannabis) has been far cheaper than WoW was

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

Step 1: Add milk

You mean taking pictures of people at polling locations?

¿BEES?

I’m metal hero friend!