What? Windows has sucked for like 20 years. Google turned to shit when they got rid of “don’t be evil”

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Same. Actual drug addiction (cannabis) has been far cheaper than WoW was

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

Step 1: Add milk

You mean taking pictures of people at polling locations?

¿BEES?

I’m metal hero friend!

If it did, the degree to which it happens would be tiny

The shorter version is: if the reds are busy fighting with the blues, then the capitalists can keep looting us without restriction

They’re also upfront about it: Goodwill exists to give (mainly disabled) people jobs, not to sell things as cheap as possible

It is kind of an Interesting idea: what does “statistical average morality” look like when it’s got a 3m tall power frame and a handheld howitzer?

High quality ass-jpegs only up in here!

It could be argued that the democrats enabling of capitalism drives climate change. Although not expressly for the purpose of destroying Florida

Which is this?

Actually blockchain is going to change the world.

Any minute now…

You don’t get to be 3 of the richest people on the planet by paying for labor