Listen here, you little shit.

JK, you are correct. I prefer punishingly steep progressive taxation over asphyxiation as a solution.

Then WHY THE FUCK AREN’T WE ACTING LIKE IT!!!

Sir, I apologize for my inappropriate display of emotion. But seriously, I think almost everyone would agree with this statement if asked in a vacuum.

I used to love watching My Horse The Sex Pest on Nick at Nite!

Oh, can they still hear the screams? Guess who can’t hear anything at all? That’s right, the people they murdered.

I want a Nerdy Gurdy so freaking bad. Nerdy Gurdy

It’s southern hemisphere for sure

I’m jealous of your gritty existence.

I miss my Razr. It had the most satisfying feel and look when you flipped it open, star trek communicator style.

Websites work very well and are scalable af. A plugged in person with a track record like that could go Web 2.0 and probably net more.

In all those subsequent roles, I imagine they are all the same universe and Harry’s life just got really random.

Feeee-males.

Correct. I in no way envy any of those poor half-souls who haunt LinkedIn.

What you might want is a permanent easement, as is often used for conservation purposes

Any line from the script to The Big Lebowski.

I know, Don’t actually care.

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Thank you for taking the time to write that. That was very well thought out and I really can’t see much or anything to quibble about.

I am a gay man raised in a conservative culture and I really know quite a lot of men in their 30s and 40s who are straight and accepting of me, but still deeply deeply troubled and confused about what it means to be a man. They struggle to identify and articulate their emotions quite a lot.

The fact that those in same-sex relationships have to invent their own ways of dividing the work in a partnership without reference to pre-defined gender roles makes their insight incredibly useful to the world at large. A lot of the struggles that men experience are due to rigid gender roles that do not allow for healthy expression.

I get a little bit angry because it’s like we were expected to accept that provisional approval from the Supreme Court, which as we all know is a very fragile victory.

Why? Because frankly, I think gay men and lesbians have a lot to teach about relationships just by existing visibly. Transgender people do too, but they do not yet enjoy the patchy and tentative acceptance that same sex relationships between cis people have achieved in the large parts of the USA. Their struggle is very intense right now and the LGBQs can help by getting loud again.

Why did we give up on the fight so early? The struggle for existence is not quite as dire for gay and lesbian people as it used to be, but it is still quite a struggle as nothing is assured. But it is not just for our benefit that we must be visible. Frankly, our experience gives us a great deal of wisdom and insight that our society, and men especially, desperately need.

Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alka seltzer

The sandwich has three poignants.