You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!

So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

Hey, this one is too wholesome. These are supposed to make you feel like shit no matter what your virtues are, I protest!

Oh my yes!

I also picture myself getting assfucked by my sexbot while roleplaying as John Connor.

How’s this:

It’s not arguing, it’s explaining to them why they’re wrong. It’s a public service, really.

Redundant, my ass already sounds like a clarinet.

So help me God I will beat you with a mop.

The awesomeness of that scene almost made me forget how annoyed I was that SpongeBob could suddenly drive because the plot demanded it.

“Waiter, change my order to the robotic back!”

They were ahead of their time with a lot of their comedy. I quote this show on an almost daily basis. “Back to the water for you, Mr. Gills!” “I ain’t afraid of no rolly coaster!” “A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii.” “We’re earthLINGS, let’s blow up earth THINGS!”

AI is based on training data from all over the Internet. In other words, it assumed you were a furry.

Neither are obscure, but I played the shit out of Ace Combat Shattered Skies and Simpsons Hit and Run…

I don’t know 1 day old spam account, they probably care very little about your opinion.

I like my cookies how I like my women: retroussé.

While I of course worship the mop itself he could be considered our Messiah. He showed us the way.

Well when it comes to mop techniques it comes down to 2 standard motions, the figure 8 and the linear stroke technique. The technique used is determined by several factors: room size, mop type, and floor material. Now, when it comes to choosing a mop there are several more factors than just room size and floor material. Mop head material, handle type, mop style (standard, powered, steam, spin). Now, if you’re looking for a good all around mop recommendation I would have to give it up to the O-Cedar EasyWring Microfiber Spin Mop, it excels in most mop related functions and should make the mopper in your life happy.

Is that Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask? I haven’t even thought about that movie in years…