I also understand

I thought the ban was a threat. What they really want is the success of Tiktok to be owned by the US. That’s why they were happy at one point if Tiktok sold to a US company.

Made in the USA… or taken by force.

Better music, better life outlook, better jobs… take me with you.

I was expecting the baby to pee in his face or something. Why have you tricked me into feelings, internet? Why?

Those don’t sound like homophones unless you’re from Bwoooaastaaan. 🤣🤣

Magic Grandpa!

👴

Are dropping kettle bells on your wooden flooring or something 🤣.

🤣 took me a while.

I mean … That’s pretty much John Frusciante’s story when he rejoined in 1999.

Fox news?

I don’t think I can ever let my parents know I’m an atheist and with that seems to go my chance of having kids.

I know at first it sounds difficult because you care for your parents. But this is your life and whether they choose to respect your choices or not is up to them. If you want kids, have kids. If you want to be an atheist, be an atheist. If you want to dye your hair blue, dye your hair blue.

Your parents don’t have to agree with your choices (as long as you’re not breaking the law or anything like that)… but they should respect you and your choices.

TL;DR: Don’t live for your parents, live for you.

Is that … Is that a crack pipe?

Reggaeton

Everything named Concord crashed and burned as a result of overconfidence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde

Marshant… chef’s kiss

We do… but we don’t need to. Just force of habit.

If I were still inside your mom I’d make that face too.

Hiiiiooooohhh

Travel somewhere nice

Light switch Spider. Can turn your lights out in an instant. Fucking deadly!

Thing is… this sort of makes sense if you say it with a hint of sarcasm. But curiously the only people that use this phrase are Americans. And we all know how much they understand sarcasm 🤣.