Huh. Even if he set a cooking timer (or something) to go off every 15 minutes, I still can’t see him keeping it up for eleven days straight.

I no longer have a gaming rig, but for the sake of others, I hope the rumors are true. I’ll believe it when I see it, though.

How did the pictures turn out?

Yes, definitely, but I’d fly on it if it was some kind of obligation (for example, part of my job). I’d talk about it with the person responsible, though, and help find other options for the future.

Huh. Interesting! Thanks!

They’re walking the fine line between being shitty enough that you have to refine your search multiple times (thus allowing them to show you more ads), but not being SO shitty that you give up and never come back.

Heat is an excellent movie, and one of my top five. Coincidentally, I just watched it last night. For a film released in 1998, it has aged well. OOP is in the ballpark, too - a young Natalie Portman is in it, not Jolie.

Ah, I get it. Thanks!

I’ve always wondered - what is the difference between a gacha game and ANY game with microtransactions? What is it that puts gacha games in a class by themselves?

Yes. That disdainful, hateful, arrogant-but-clueless glare is the most unique thing about him.

I’m not a software hobbyist anymore. I don’t want to spend hours doing research and trying to de-enshittify my new phone. I know Apple is ripping me off, but if one believes that time is money, it’s actually tolerable. Then there’s the UI, which I believe is the best in the market.

I’m not a fan of Apple’s walled garden, but for me, it’s the lesser evil. If someone goes with Samsung or something, though, I’d be a dick if I was a snob about it. Use what you like!

Thank you! I was WAY too invested in this!

If you don’t mind me asking, what is your father’s financial situation?

I’m thinking that when your father dies, these disgusting parents will expect a piece of the inheritance. The girl is a pawn.

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UPDATE PLEASE. I must know the fate of the dishes.

You’re not ridiculous for worrying, but I think you’ll be okay. Since we’ve got a bigot running the show, it’ll help even more if you’re white (I hate saying that, but that’s the situation).

The future is another thing to consider. I assume that the situation for immigrants will only get worse, and turn into a complete shitshow when Mango Mussolini goes for his third term. This might be the least precarious time to leave the U.S. for several years. Make your trip count.

No one may have asked for it, but everyone needs to know about it.

If this upsets anyone, that’s a small price to pay. Good job, op.

Beware people who mistake fun and humor for immaturity.

Anyone who’s “immediately turned off” probably wouldn’t be much fun to be with, anyway. Your idea is a good one. The propeller hat makes it screamingly obvious that this is a fun joke. DO IT!

Edit: perhaps consider including one of those giant lollipops

I’m smart enough to understand that setting up domestic manufacturing is much more complicated and expensive than I could guess. I also know that getting a project like this from concept to steady, reliable, marketable production takes years.

I also know that the people who think this is quick and easy will proudly wear their MAGA hats today.

I think you deserve credit for finding a humorous, joyful way to make your point, instead of being obnoxious about it. I don’t even want to imagine what this post (and the accompanying comments) would be like on The Site That Shall Not Be Named.