for this short film, the end-credit music is a ukelele cover of “Grand Finale” from 2112, with a soothing voice saying “We have assumed control… We have assumed control…”

a bit of an extreme reaction to a hedge AND a fence, but I’ll allow it.

yeah I don’t even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.

because talent is involved in trying to draw him
but no talent is involved in trying to be him

Dads are the best

lucky for us, we aren’t running out of jumps.

So what’s in your top 5?

I enjoy using semicolons. They’re very useful. I consider them to be a comma-chameleon.

EVERY NOW AND THEN I GOTTA FART

well, who really says “I’m glad you’re as weird as I” ? Might not be room for an ‘am’.

Orwell didn’t know he was also writing about the Entertainment-Industrial Complex.

FTA

McKinsey is to the middle class what flesh-eating bacteria is to healthy tissue.

Holy shit, this writer pulls no punches.

All for the low low price of most of your money, most of your spare time, and most of “the best years of your life”

wow, hold me back.

and the Unreal engine which gave us I don’t have any idea how many but just a staggering number. Both solid games on their own, but long-term the engines were the real rock stars

it’s one key over, is it really swear-word level different?

when I hear “hiding behind covers”

Operation Blanket Fort

As usual, George Carlin should be the go-to for matters of language

I see that someone wrote their thesis on it.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE SHITTER!!!

COCK POLICE REPORTING FOR DUTY

just to spite the British

A fine justification, no matter the situation