Keep it. It may be the worst year yet but … well … let’s keep this spoiler free

Jokes on you, I’m not smiling

Jokes on you, my shift is over

You should click the ad to stop those girls!

🤯🥺😭

Jokes on you, I work remotely so I can mute myself when ever I want to cry

Like the one person who read Ayn Rand and thought it was satire

They certainly like an arrow. That’s all I know about them

If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can’t return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.

True, that’s how the comic works. I was spinning it further

Save money by proposing at the same time

Actually there are many words for this specific German kind of donut. Krapfen is common, where I live it’s Kreppel. Since it’s arguably the Berlin way of pancake (Berliner Pfannkuchen), in Berlin it’s just called Pfannkuchen and in some spaces it’s called Berliner.

Wait, is that to with bisexual? I thought it’s having sex twice a week, or biweekly I don’t remember

There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting

You got it slidely wrong. They secretly rule the world but not because they are lizards, that would be absurd, but because they are the only ones who have time to do so because they don’t think about sex all the time.

i = max(sorted(range(val, 0, -1))) + 2

Did someone say Stör?

c/therewasanattempt

In a way, “because I say so” is appeal to (my) authority

What’s your lemmy password?