Ok but like, is the slop supposed to be the bit here?

It’s just carrier deals. As long as they can lock you into 3 years of bills for it, they’ll happily pay for the phone up front.

Kendrick Lamar.

I had issues with flickering and then I rolled the dice on these, and I can say that the 3 packs I’ve gotten do not flicker - https://www.maxximastyle.com/

Probably “this route may or may not be a construction zone and/or actually have any kind of bike lane”

Tbh those peppermint squishmallows are adorable, though.