I haven’t sat on a cushioned toilet seat in a long time

Ohh now I can see it.

Fungi is a sign of healthy soil.

I can’t tell what the first image is. Please explain for me.

Any chance this will be available for haired folk?

I rather listen to farts than the happy song

Wow

Are you saying french people work during August?

K thanks for your thoughtful response

can you answer the question? Preferably without a lecture

You should try Lipitor

What assumptions were made about when waiters and chefs eat?

Do you walk up to people and say, “beans”? What do they respond with?

French chefs deserve a meal

my bad

I heard that French people take off work much of May and then all of August. Are you French?

Also do waiters eat after lunch and dinner service? or do they shove their faces quickly during meal service?

I like it crispy

Have you already forgot? 24-year-old attempting to rollerblade across the entire US killed in hit-and-run

Beans and jeans?

This is original content. I kept trying to remember a meme of a cat that said something like “sometimes I think, but then I forget” and I misremembered the details a bit, and came up with this one.

I see green and orange Subarus. There’s an iridescent pink Tesla in my neighborhood. Those colors aren’t as common as the black and white ones mentioned above.