Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after

Would I know what it tasted like if it were in a Pepsi can?

What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

I used to hate shellfish

but now I hate shellfish with righteous indignation.

But in Weird Al

Mmm

Britney Spears’s lyricist having thought “hit me baby one more time” meant “have sex with me one more time”. This barely made sense till now.

What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

Birthday paradox always surprises me. I, too, am also, the same age as you, as well.

I am a better programmer than God, peace be upon Him. This implementation of knees is Exhibit 1.

Ohhh. Now I see. To answer your question: yes!

Oh because “saw” can mean “did see” or “do use a chainsaw”. I get it!

far left leaning

Same. So Jesus fucking Christ by the way.

That’s the spirit. Why wait for prison?

Then come to America, friend!

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

Our when our favorite tops wear us

let people know they love sucking dick

Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top

Hung like a horse