I happen to keep a 55 gallon drum of vaseline in my garage for just such needs.

If you are ever at a loss of what to get someone who seems to have everything, this is your go-to item.

As your lawyer, I have to inform you that " A frozen margarita contains more calories and alcohol than a non-frozen margarita."

https://kitaylegal.com/2022/04/08/how-much-alcohol-is-in-a-margarita/#%3A~%3Atext=Whether+the+margarita+is+frozen%2Calcohol+than+a+smaller+one.

21. Navigated with a Thomas guide.

22. Made your crush a mix tape.

23. Returned a milk bottle for a deposit.

24. Worn white tube socks with a single stripe near the top.

25. Hung out all day at the mall with your friends just walking in circles.

26. Checked out books from a public library.

27. Ridden in the bed of a pickup (with no seatbelt).

28. Shared a family sized ice cream sunday.

29. slapped the side of a tv set to fix it.

30. Eaten at an all you can eat salad bar.

31. Used an abacus.

32. Seen someone riding on a horse drawn buckboard on a public road.

33. Played a playground game with a soccer ball called “smear the queer”, or jokingly call your friend a “fag”.

34. Ridden in a wood paneled station wagon.

35. Used a typewriter.

36. Balanced your checkbook.

37. Burned your trash.

38. mailed someone a letter as a form of communication.

39. gotten a busy signal when trying to call someone.

40. Used black and white film.

what kind of douche police force writes “pursuit” in giant letters on their car. Bunch of incels.

Agreed, Mexican food is one of the greatest culinary flavor profiles the world has known so far. This guy looks like he sits around eating mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon. He’s probably just mad that mayo prices went up.

Fox news with the hard hitting journalism, as usual. And that saggy faced guy looks like he might have a coronary within the hour, someone should get him some help or he might die on tv. For now at least he is still entitled to universal health care via medicare.

Can males have resting bitch face?
That should be the real headline. Also, my toddler gets that look on his face when he is about to dump his food on the floor and cry, without actually knowing why he is crying.

He looks like he’d find eating any vegetable “offensive” as well. He might eat a pudding cup.

You cant run a candidate who supports a far right wing genocide from the left and expect to win. Its really that simple. It’ll probably be that simple next time as well.

What we need is Russian and israeli influence kept out of the US government with no exceptions. Zionist influence on the dems is why Harris lost, not some ‘voters dont understand that voting for evil is just necesssary’ like you pretend. Stop telling the voters they need to be ok with war crimes. Thats cowardly BS. I’ll never be OK with murder and you shouldnt ever be either.

There are no military bases on maui. Just a few armories and a small national guard station.

So many graves to piss on, who has that kind of time.

Of all the ways to quantify stupidity you could have chosen… and thats what you went with huh.

All the security folks I’ve worked with have seemed like posers who want to be seen as hackers but can do minor ui tricks at best.

Ive been staring at it for a while to see if it could possibly be anything else. Got nothing.

Any chance? Why, are you thinking we’ve tried everything? or anything at all?

I’ll assume good intent for a minute that your question is an honest one.

Lets start with people having rights in airports. Maybe you miss your plane if you assert those rights but tsa agents with a few days of training should not wield the absolute authority they wield. They are trained little better than rent a cops and their authority should be commensurate with that. They should be accountable for the experience they provide to the public. They should accept feedback, on a curve of course, and the bad TSA personnel should be fired. They need to be accountable for some level of professionalism when interacting with the public.

TSA should be trained in deescalation skills. Police should as well. This absolutist thuggery cops and tsa agents like to leverage should not be permitted in a civilized society, and there should be real avenues for the public to cite abuse. If we are honest with ourselves, there arent even handed ways to cite and act on abuse, and thats a reflection of abject effing failure of law enforcement and tsa’s leadership. Yes, there are bad travelers, but theres bad authority figures as well, and the thoroughly planned lack of oversight shows that pretty amply. Where is the accountability with these little tyrants?

From there lets talk about their budget. Its bloated. They have ai programs for detecting threats that are completely unproven. Their equipment deployments are expensive and poorly managed. They should be given barebones security guard level funding because thats exactly what they are. Lets not pretend these are crime fighting heros. They are overpaid mallcops getting what results can be gotten from manning a metal detector. Thats it.

Cargo containers are not thoroughly searched-- we trust senders to be honest about whats in them. TSA’s budget bloat can be redirected to beef up cargo security.

There are redundancies and inadequacies in the current process. Why not have some new process flows for bag scanning? Bag scanning is a chokepoint for people that should be distributed. The airport layout should optimize for this. Its not.

Why has TSA allowed Clear and other companies to sell a nicer version for the rich, that literally closes the walkway to allow their clients to saunter through the queue in a privelaged manner? That should never have been allowed. My time is not theirs to sell. That needs to be ended and the people who approved it fired.

Why am I not allowed to say anything that a TSA agent doesnt like? This is America, and free speech applies even in airports. They have taken this “terrorism” to an absurd degree and they need adult supervision. There should be no such thing as “contempt of TSA agent” that ejects you from your flight. I can consent to security, but I do not consent to mallcops being empowered to cancel my travel on their whim if they are having a bad day and feel bad about their life choices. I dont care if they dont like my tone or a joke of mine. Does it threaten anyone? No. Unless they find something like a bomb or a gun in my bag, they should mind their own effing business and leave us all alone. And if I ask a question, I should have an expectation that they will answer professionally.

Frame it how you’d like, and I’ll frame it how I like. And I’ll happily vote similarly in 2026 and 2028 too. Until the dems get more scared of losing elections from a lack of progressive support than they are scared of losing far right AIPAC donations, they get zero support from me and the progressives I know, and they cant win an election without us unless they find a whole lot of republican votes-- which they have zero chance of getting.

Let us know how that turns out. Until then, get used to AIPAC buying you like a cheap mercenary to support ever greater war crimes. Even after they kill everyone in Gaza and the west bank, they wont stop there. Its on to Lebanon, Jordan, and Syria, then Egypt. Someone needs man/woman-up and tell them no.

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The voters, genuinely. Because they misunderstood what the vote meant.

If the dems required we all support a literal far right fascist genocide, or else let trump take office, then the dems are fascists. The fascist dems can go fuck themselves right along with the fascist republicans. I dont vote in support of genocide of innocents, and neither should any of you. regardless of the cost..

Itd be easier for everyone if we instead brought all the people to a central place, some big building or walled camp where they could live and be searched constantly.

TSA never did work properly. Testers were able to get weapons and explosives through tsa 95% of the time. TSA is purely security theater.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-breaches-us-airports-allowed-weapons-through-n367851

Nazis were just one occurrence of the same old fascism humanity has seen again and again. Maga peasant scum dont want naziism exactly, they want fascism where they are the pivelaged group. Interestingly, they seem too dense to understand the distinction and are trying to directly bring back naziism. It displays a lack of imagination. I’d guess that they are being led by someone who wants fascism and is providing a model to them in the form of naziism where they get to play a privelaged role. What those leaders want is brutal absolute and arbitrary rule by a certain small group.

imprisoning dissidents will be a big step. That will mean its time to stop posting on reddit and lemmy.