Too many titles spoil the punch line, though. I can’t risk it without reading the comic first.

That shirt image feels like it’s… got the wrong vibe.

Sure there is - it’ll take up space and you have to go through the hassle of going and buying it again.

Well, work with the basis of the question being that you could afford to replace it.

(I really hope enough people get that reference that I don’t just sound like an asshole)

You can CrossFuck off

He also has both legs

Most things people self host are either torrent clients, HTTP(s) or are game servers. The first one can pick a port arbitrarily. The second can do host routing. The third - some of them support SRV records so you can direct the client to an arbitrary port. It’s becoming less common to need multiple public IPv4 addresses.

Mike is short for Micycle

Either that or they were using unofficial clients that had flaws

I guess eating salad is his nightmare?

Robot mower?

I don’t know that it’s incest but it’s definitely abuse

So, at best it’ll last half as long. At worst, it’ll have intermittent issues from only getting half the current capacity it’s designed for.

I think the idea is that even if you only break even after mortgage and expenses, you gain equity in the house and eventually own the house which you then have at your disposal. You can continue to rent it out without the expense of the mortgage, or sell it and cash in.

Chill out, Quentin

This is what [System.Math]::Floor() does to a mofo

RFK Jr

Agreed. I’m not saying that “collapse is imminent is accurate”, but don’t act like these are mutually exclusive when the idiom “a candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long” is accurate (to itself - literally the candle).

Coming up on 4 months. Impressive