The only thing I’m vibing to is New Order’s “Substance 1987” on vinyl.

Pretty sure I’m doing it right

This is how I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

The white filling in those, is that sour creme?

Apparently Microsoft views success as Quarterly Profits, and long term planning for the future has taken a backseat.

They’ve been floundering for a while. Eliminating jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.

1 hour of gym per day will provide zero mental health benefits when coupled with how little sleep you’re planning to have.

I don’t know why there’s so much hate for Vim. It’s simple- just use it as your default text editor since you first started using computers, and keep using it forever, and problem solved!

Friday afternoons are best for this

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I’m not a nerd?

I just love when I get a meeting update in my Outlook and Teams says “new notification!” but it’s the same notification as Outlook that I’ve already cleared, but then my phone buzzes because Teams is shouting “There is new activity!” but it’s not new activity, it’s the same notification I’ve already cleared on both Outlook and Teams on my laptop

Never heard of it, and you provided no context either. :)

It has become an ongoing issue that my wife complains that she smells something, then gets angry at me if I am unable to smell that same smell, sometimes accusing me of gas lighting her or calling her a liar, when actually I just don’t smell the smell she’s smelling.

I’m not making implications or accusations, I’m not trying to mislead or confuse her, I just can’t smell whatever she’s smelling and that fact frustrates the heck out of her as though I’m personally letting her down. Then she gets a bit aggro and I have to change the garbages / kitchen compost in the hopes that perhaps those are the sources of the smells I can’t smell. Sometimes that helps. She will never change the garbage or take out the compost herself.

When she insisted that she smelled a gas leak from our furnace that I couldn’t smell, we called a professional who confirmed our furnace was working fine and there was no gas leak; but I was still the villain for denying the gas leak ahead of time. Three times in the last 6 months this has been a thing.

Can’t speak for every guy, but some of us will make sure to give extra room on the sidewalk to purposefully indicate that we’re not a threat. A bit of mud is a small price to pay to know that we have prevented even a modicum of fear from springing up in the hearts of a random passerby.

Many of us understand why women choose the Bear over the Man.

Sprint up or sprint down? Cuz 5 stairs at a time up is mad talent

Lots of CG

Booo! Hiss!

Meh

Too expensive

Rhymes with Bonsanto

Don’t give up! Positive changes are possible, and even You can perform big actions to make a huge positive difference in the world. Any one of us can be a Luigi with the right opportunity <3

Another vote for 5, 0.7

Like those Zebra Sarasas, the blue ones are perfect