Swiss Gruyere is protected.

Maybe dip some bread in it

Baaaaaaa

Bill Wurtz vibes

Brush teeth during the pre-rinse cycle

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PerriAir

Phone on the counter or stuck in the cushions
Keys by the doorway or lost in the kitchen
Wallet that’s somewhere but where, no one knows
These are a few of my things I can’t find

No.

Outsourcing the securiry risk to a third-party

Christopher Nolan’s gotta be up there

More coming soon. Or not. I don’t owe you shit.

I’d love to see the Jasper Fforde Thursday Next series be turned into movies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday_Next

Fernet Branca 🤮

Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?

Entire-life crisis

Get off her first.

The longer this prolongs, the shorter my longing for shorts & long-johns.

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