I’d love to see the Jasper Fforde Thursday Next series be turned into movies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday_Next

Fernet Branca 🤮

Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?

Entire-life crisis

Get off her first.

The longer this prolongs, the shorter my longing for shorts & long-johns.

“Please sign out to sign in”

I’m looking to source a cheap trusted family member if anyone has one going?

Pierre

They wanted their space back

Why don’t you just tell me

All I see is *******

I’ve been hacking the world this whole time!

Is the meme not enough??

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Snake bite is half cider, half beer, splash of blackcurrant, if my memory serves me.

BRAINS

A true-crime podcast that commits crime for likes & subscribers?

I’ve contracted AIDS