unalivejoy

“Do you guys not have phones?” - Blizzard

Bet they control it with an Xbox controller.

“Make the right choice”

Checkmate, weeb.

Right off E. Maiden Street.

the controls were so shit, it helped distract me from my IRL issues.

That’s what those are?!

looks like one of the Carlin brothers.

I used to have a shirt where the the “long” sleeves where sown onto the short sleeves, giving the illusion I was wearing 2 shirts.

Cook as much as possible to avoid dirtying a dish every time you want spaghetti

sea bugs > land bugs

“You paying taxes is good. Me paying taxes is bad.”

But all it does is shoot me in the foot!

tfw your big titty wolfman gf won’t maim you to get out of the test

Why is Israel sending children to fight?

It’s hot grease, not oil. Oil won’t solidify in the pipes.

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You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!

In the words of Leela: “You’re a man, and I’m a woman. We’re just too different.”

He’ll be too busy fighting some guy.