Mayor Poopington

Let me know how it goes, I could use some pointers

If you send an email that says “Do not reply all” to 200,000 people, its your own damn fault

Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes

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I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?

What is “DEE MEAT”?

Well, a heart doctor isn’t a heart that’s a doctor. It’s a doctor that works on hearts.

ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

You’re in her dms I’m also in her dms We don’t know about each other because that’s how dms work

you just gotta properly spread it open

Just use a shoebox like the rest of us

This might be one of the worst opinions on here. Well done op!

I was told at my last job I couldn’t ask people to donate to our tax write off

Its never the women you want to be hiding bills in their bras

“And he’s afraid of shiny things”

I’m at a loss for words

Get a spoon to keep it extra classy

A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.

Skat boarding?

Probably due to the drain being on the back of the boat towards the bottom. Bath tubs don’t get towed on a trailer at 60 mph.