cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

If you seriously think that this isn’t market manipulation then I’ve some lovely bridges you may be interested in acquiring for a low price!

You’re 100% correct. My unscientific polling suggests to me that 8/10 Canadians thought Elon was a force for good about a year ago.

We also had a cadre of MAGA north sticking flags on their cars, honking nonstop, shitting in the streets, and blocking the capital and the border when we had COVID restrictions in place. Today, zero percent of them would have a problem being the 51st state, for all their bleating about it being about them protecting “my freedoms” for me. I’m proud to see our flag being displayed this time though, because I’m not dubious about the motivation, but this is no time to stop being vigilant about what little democracy we have left.

We’re kin. Fall of civ is my dystopian lullaby. I can hear that piano refrain, but it’s about us now.

We lose the goodwill

Gone. It’s gone. I’m your neighbor. There’s no more goodwill. It’s been completely replaced with desire to see your hubris teach a collective lesson, and a process of internal reflection on how we can not end up like you.

Thus week on: The A-hole in the K-hole…

Bionic Commando. Love love love to shoot Hitler in his doughy, laughable master race face with a rocket launcher through the window of a fucking helicopter as I fall past it.

As a Canadian, it really really sucks that we have to hurt our friends to help them, or you’ll hurt us all worse. It really sucks that you, personally, had to say those things too, but it’s also brave, and makes me hopeful that we can get through this.

Well, and the coldness inside too ❄️

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?

Shades of Wendy meat from Rudy Rucker’s “Ware” tetralogy

Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!

Bun is used by us in production, in dev, everywhere. It’s great. We don’t even use (p)npm to build js packages on our docker images for apps anymore.

Ok

Yes. We like teeth.

You come close enough to the border with your mouth open and your attention diverted…we gonna get them teeth out your mouth.

Real sneaky-like.

Somewhere, a Genie is howling with laughter at the magnitude of that wasted wish.

Well as an avowed fan of every voice actor ever, thanks for your work, and now I will forever be speculating on the pitch and timbre you might have delivered.