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I imagine you’d move if your chair caught fire

i’d sit up, try finishing the comment I’m writing, realize my pants are on fire, extinguish them, and then finish the comment, and then look at the fire

The most frustrating part? Sometimes, seemingly at random, my brain will just kick into gear and I will be able to focus on something for hours without any effort at all. I can’t seem to cause it to happen, I don’t know where it comes from.

I reorganized my grandfather’s entire tool shed in 5 hours but the chlotes in my room are still on the ground… this sucks

looks like potassium dichromate more then potassium hydroxide

dichromate:

hydroxide:

nah, they just need to fire some useless managers and reroute the pay to the workers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdOHBIppx8

that’s right, they can just ask amazon to shut it down

nah they give you the certificate on birth https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/22/microplastics-revealed-in-placentas-unborn-babies

Btw, that sounds a lot like warrant canaries, where you say that no subpoena orders were recieved as of the date xxxx and if it doesn’t get updated it means that a subpoena was recieved.

Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary

An example of a canary from the web mail service cock.li: https://cock.li/canary.asc.txt

they can just smash the computer with the scripts running

shush!!! google indexes Lemmy too!

Fun fact: Rabbits are sold with the head still attached because once skinned, they are very similar to cats and some producers were caught selling cats as rabbits

Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight

the pi’s serving me very well for now, load average at idle 0.01 and when doing stuff it hovers at around 50, temps under 40°C even under load and an extremely low noise level (not to mention the almost non-existent power draw)

if one day I decide to go full homelab with proxmox and stuff i might buy a dedicated tower but I don’t see the appeal atm

“the cylinder must exit unharmed”

docker-ify everything, my nginx, nextcloud, pihole, jellyfin, and basically everything else is a nightmare and I can’t even begin to understand how to modify the shit that 2023 me did 2023 chatgpt spat out, so having everything in some neat docker composes is gonna help immensly

also making the Pi that everything’s hosted on boot of an SSD instead of a cheap chinese SD card, but that requires money and I’m all out

free microwave oven transformer? yes please

blue, so I would finally have a friend

chloroform stunning people is a Hollywood thing, you need about 5 minutes of constantly breathing in a chloroform/air mix before going down

sorry for the 🤓 moment

we’re in the same boat, but it does the job and stays under 45°C even under load, so I’m not complaining

I guess some things really are universal after all