Forgot the water (bong)

And there’s coffee in the iv bag, and donuts around the hose

Lead acid is actually closer to 2v/cell. Car batteries are 6 cells in series.

And maybe twist if you have the time…

Kill the Baker and people can access the bread, and the resources the Baker was hoarding, and ALSO make bread. Bread making isn’t a genetic trait like hair color, it can be learned.

Missing the post script where they plead for you to mark their post as the solution.

Hmmm. More like macro plastics

So the count is more than 1? Damn we might want to investigate Kim Kardashian, she may be symptomless.

Well it IS satire anymore… so both.

So they effectively made a VPN a requirement. Nice.

Didn’t Texas try and block themselves from pornhub?

The “fake” self employed is a reference to lyft/Uber/any other app that a big company runs and chooses what jobs you can get, and your pay etc. Making the “self employed” take all the risk.

Yes, only companies can be worried about that profit increase not going up at the same rate as before.

And what is wrong with that?

I’ll gladly remove myself and the burden of caring for me if it comes to an incurable illness. Better I leave my wife with more resources than drain all those and still leave.

And argon or nitrogen can easily be had at welding supply stores…

With year end reviews coming up… This hits hard

I get it’s needed for the joke to land, but who showers fully clothed?

I have a similar coworker, was constantly coming by and trying to start up conversation. Asking what I did the weekend etc. Why I don’t like their pears etc.

Finally one Monday morning when they came by wasting time I pulled off the headphones and asked "do you have a work related issue you need help with? " their response was “no I’m just socializing” I responded with something implying they’d actually be good at their job if they did that instead, and I’m not now or ever interested in socialising with them. They finally buggered off.

It sinks.

Tungsten isn’t reactive with water, it’s not an alkali metal.

Sodium, lithium, potassium etc (alkali metals) would react violently with water though.

They are in favor of printers?

In Utah there’s plenty of people who unironically wear shirts with SL,UT on them.

Bumper stickers as well