Second only to a black hole

The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

Organic nature pegs

Are you free tonight?

I think it’s the irony. A photo of a guy who drives around an oval for a living criticizing capitalism is an unusual choice.

Why can’t I just swing a blade around?

Vampire survivors in the platinum level under the steam deck category makes me happy. I love that game. Big ups poncle!

Ctrl-A, Ctrl-O

Ah, high school

I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah

I think it’s a long exposure, but yeah, there was a guy in there for a “hot” minute! (Get it? Because radiation!)

This is what companies used to be like and why people worked at a job for 40+ years

I mostly lurk so this is me being proactive!

C’mere

Who do you think I am? Einstein??

Now you know

And where should I keep this skincare ointment? In my lady purse?! I’ll take my stake with extra asbestos, thank you very much.

What is your cleaning method? I learned way late in life that fully drying after a wash is very important.

Warez is pronounced like “where’s” right? My friend said it like Juarez, the place in Mexico, and I can’t help but hear it like that in my head.

And chances are high that you’ll be wearing a sock and it will be in a very dark room when you do