Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?
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You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.
It’s the European name for truck nuts
Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some good uses for Vaseline?
11·1 month agoPutting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever
You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Cure To Nord Loneliness
4·2 months agoThis is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’
Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New Law - every sports trophy needs to be a cup so teams can celebrate by drinking beer out of it immediately upon winning it
19·4 months agoAll trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base
Strong Babylon 5 vibes

My hair all year since I shower in January

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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•POV: M$ releases a new VSCode version
57·6 months agoI thought that was a CVS receipt
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Self hosted book serviceEnglish
1·6 months agodeleted by creator
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What occupations do you consider scummy?
3·6 months agoInsurance loss adjusters
I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.
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Technology@lemmy.ml•Google kept featuring this Chrome extension for months after it turned malicious
27·6 months agoExtension was ‘Save Image as Type’



Those ghouls don’t deserve beans