I doubt there was porn at that time!

But could an elephant also have done it first?

I recently bought Dredge because I thought it was a cozy fishing game with some relaxed adventure bits. Oh was I silly.

Who (and when) was the first person in history to wank? And how did they find out?

Doesn’t matter cause I bought the lifetime license. Sure, maybe it won’t get updated any more, but the current state is pretty much sufficient.