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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • The number of times I have had this phone conversation is greater than 3:

    “I accidentally clicked something on Facebook and now my computer is playing a loud noise and I can’t do anything and it says not to turn off my computer or all my data will be lost.”

    “Restart your computer”

    “But it says not to!”

    “It’s a virus that just took over your computer. Why would you do what it told you?”

    “I don’t want to lose all my files!”

    “You don’t have any files on that computer and it doesn’t matter. Just restart.”

    (Back and forth a few times)

    “Oh, I just restarted and everything is back to normal. Never mind!”



  • I had a kid and suddenly all my money and free time evaporated.

    How does something so small make me go from one load of laundry a week to 2 a day??

    Where did the money go? I’m not buying much more.

    How the fuck is the sink full of dirty dishes? I literally finished the dishes 12 seconds ago.

    Why is everything sticky? What the fuck is on the ceiling?!?!