No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

I took one college course and couldn’t handle it. On top of that I was the weird student that wanted to use a Mac instead of the school’s own computers. So anytime I had a problem, the teacher would just blame me using Xcode instead of Visual Studio.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

I thought that was a koala.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

Got what? I didn’t explain to you what I know.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it is I know and then pay me again to explain it.

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

I owned a Xbox branded HDD that stopped working after 60 days. It was exactly 61 days. I had tried to get a refund at Best Buy where I bought it and they refused because their return policy said 60 days.

I simply refuse to purchase a Seagate product ever again.

Wait you had a Pebble 2? Most people never received them because the company went under and canceled orders before they officially got released.

Are you sure you’re not thinking of Steel, Time or Round?

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It is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogate_partner

You mean a sex surrogate?

EDIT: I can’t seem to find it. I learned about sex surrogacy from an episode of Love and Radio (I can’t remember if it is stylized). The whole episode was an interview with a woman who worked professionally as a surrogate. They dealt with sex therapy as well as helping persons who might have physical disabilities that prevented them from experiencing sex.

Actually he isn’t lying about the expense. Chilean sea bass is on average $30USD per pound.

Well the thing about Jurassic Park that is lost in the movie adaptation, is that John Hammond was a megalomaniac who (in my opinion) thought he was a god. He didn’t think anything he did was wrong nor that anything could go wrong for him.

So they both wanted to start a race war?