But did Arnold almost die and get severely traumatized?

In practice he would have to be celibate.

What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

By that logic they saw a god. But I’d ask if they need a starship first. Then that would confirm if they were a god.

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

I took one college course and couldn’t handle it. On top of that I was the weird student that wanted to use a Mac instead of the school’s own computers. So anytime I had a problem, the teacher would just blame me using Xcode instead of Visual Studio.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

I thought that was a koala.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

Got what? I didn’t explain to you what I know.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it is I know and then pay me again to explain it.

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

I owned a Xbox branded HDD that stopped working after 60 days. It was exactly 61 days. I had tried to get a refund at Best Buy where I bought it and they refused because their return policy said 60 days.

I simply refuse to purchase a Seagate product ever again.

Wait you had a Pebble 2? Most people never received them because the company went under and canceled orders before they officially got released.

Are you sure you’re not thinking of Steel, Time or Round?

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