You should eat more fibers. That is most definitely not normal.
Normal would be pooping once a day.
You should eat more fibers. That is most definitely not normal.
Normal would be pooping once a day.


You are already paying for the food, aren’t you?
So it isn’t free.
And you don’t need wait staff to open your own bottle either.


That is just the plot of Thunderpants



I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.


Fuck that noise.
Reality is already bleak enough. Don’t need it when I try to escape it.


Why does she stay in his room? Was she waiting for him to die or something?
No, at 5:00h
Why are you putting a 0 in front of that? Do you also say 0100€?
They could do it with 5 billion crabs. So I’d say around that number.


I mean, there are people who go freaky at the sight of feet even though you can see bare naked ones on every beach in the world.
Could it be that you were never really interested in breasts in the first place?
Why would anyone delete their gym?
This is just straight up an advertisement for a brand of cookies.


Putin, and tankies are repeating it.
You mean like the sexuality of straight people can not be satisfied because there are other hotter people of the same sex as their spouse?
By spinning like the wheels of a screw tank.


They played with his station like 5 times.
Missed a couple of hundred mentions.
And thus they should pay someone to work weekends.
But are you talking about Piece by Piece, or about Piece by Piece?