Oh I like money!

would

This works, but you have to use kidney beans and you have to mash the beans first. I just use refried beans.

This escalate quickly

Will there be board games?

How did they get an entire car inside of a turkey?

How can I pay attention to my surroundings when I’m so busy thinking of some embarrassing thing from 15 years ago that absolutely no one remembers or even cares about except for me?

I just googled cave porn and nothing came up!

I’m surprised this is the first time I’ve heard this phrase

Someone like Jackie Chan would have found a way to creatively use that chair

You have to be able to lift the chair

“What’s going on?!” 😂🤣

Yesss! Was looking for this comment.

https://youtu.be/csy5RHcXT6Y

this is lowercase

THIS IS CAPITALISM?

Brought to you by Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator!

I’d be afraid I’d get drunk and poop in the oven while trying to boil noodles in the toilet

Omg they gonna be so pissed!