What the hell are you talking about? Red hair girl was looking for black hair girl. Black hair girl was squatting in front of the oven watching the muffins bake the whole time.

First of all, Trump is the most incompetent person to ever set foot in the white house. He couldn’t make the trains run on time or he needed them to get away from a lawsuit. Second, Harris is going to be a great president if she is elected. Let’s just hope she is.

It would be neat if this comic was where the term came from.

On one hand we have a guy that is so awesome our version of god resurrected him out of respect, on the other hand we have a guy who blows a pretty nice smoke ring.

You TOLD ME THE TRUTH original Assassin’s Creed.

Let’s cut to the chase. The Republican party was embarrassed by Nixon resigning to avoid impeachment and have spent the last 50 years doing whatever they can to get revenge and prevent it from happening again. That process has led them to becoming ultra conservative as a way to make it so that laws don’t apply to them.

Disney ruined the Hitman industry. There used to be hundreds of small, Mom and Pop assassin bureau’s that maybe didn’t always succeed in killing the target but you could tell they cared about ending people’s lives. They put heart and soul into the assassination business. But now Disney has gobbled all of them up and it’s just one cookie cutter hit after another. No creativity, no imagination. They pretty much just walk up to their targets in broad daylight then use the Disney lawyers on the back end if anyone tries to stop them. I sure miss the good old days.

That was a joke. I don’t think Disney is running an assassin business, they’re not Boeing.

And I guess good ones too. They are one of the three brands that are acceptable to my son’s music teacher.

On a side note this is so weird. I just got done trying to explain to him why we are going to rent one of the brands his teacher strongly recommends instead of just using the cheap one we have. Then this is the first thing I see.

That might not be the best counter example. Now I’m interested in why exactly my stomach growls, and would probably need it explained in simple terms since I’m not a doctor.

The way God intended.