Cooking is a cheap, easy to start hobby with endless possibilities for development.

Are we sure this is RE and not Portal 2?

They are putting it into washing machines these days.

I’d prefer this house:

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There used to be a Polish ad which went like: “Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!”, “If You feel offended, learn English”. If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You’ll say “You fucking dick!” In Polish.

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Kant (pronounced like “cunt”) means “edge” in Polish.

You should have prayed to Joe Pesci.

I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.

Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.

Try moving the children away. But then it probably won’t turn on at all.

I think You’ve only ever heard of a self checkout, not really seen one in real life.

Self checkouts have no downsides.

Pineapple is crunchy. That’s why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.

I’ve never eaten kiwi, so I don’t know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.

Oh how the turn tables.

Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.

How do You know what Your grandmas ash tastes like?

There is no way i would fall asleep like this. I’m a, sleep on the side, hugging a pillow person.